Dapgodran is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, bad-tempered bee.

Dapgodran created the planet Jupiter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dapgodran, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dapgodran, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dapgodran's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Dapgodran's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

2. Never think ill of sick voles.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.