Kinhigbop is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unsympathetic centaur.

Kinhigbop created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinhigbop, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kinhigbop, he will cry a lot.

Kinhigbop's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Kinhigbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair purple.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not hurt nematodes.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.