Likbastragdon Flanarmtig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, effective goose.

Likbastragdon Flanarmtig created the planet Venus nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likbastragdon Flanarmtig, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Likbastragdon Flanarmtig, it will not invite you to parties.

Likbastragdon Flanarmtig's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Likbastragdon Flanarmtig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

5. Always look after injured ducks.