Yamcitpad is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, fast hare.

Yamcitpad created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Yamcitpad, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yamcitpad, it will torture you forever.

Yamcitpad's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Yamcitpad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three doves approach from the south.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never play with disobedient children.