Somsadquim is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, able dolphin.

Somsadquim created a top quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Somsadquim, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Somsadquim, he will destroy your home solar system.

Somsadquim's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Somsadquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Do not eat figs.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Somsadquim.