Fliggamyat is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, emotional gerbil.

Fliggamyat created a down quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fliggamyat, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fliggamyat, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Fliggamyat's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Fliggamyat's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Fliggamyat.

4. You must never eat corn.

5. Always treat moths with great respect.