Hivmiggep is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, charitable crab.

Hivmiggep created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivmiggep, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hivmiggep, he will be very sad.

Hivmiggep's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Hivmiggep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.