Narrotfatmancedflisnuttbop is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, cheerful octopus.

Narrotfatmancedflisnuttbop created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narrotfatmancedflisnuttbop, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Narrotfatmancedflisnuttbop, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Narrotfatmancedflisnuttbop's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Narrotfatmancedflisnuttbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always help tortoises.

5. Do not listen to music.