Wapzakbab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, ruthless beaver.

Wapzakbab created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Wapzakbab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wapzakbab, he will manifest in front of you.

Wapzakbab's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Wapzakbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never talk about frogs.