Hivbagdambagnigneg is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-knowing dog.

Hivbagdambagnigneg created a bottom quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivbagdambagnigneg, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Hivbagdambagnigneg, it will think nothing of it.

Hivbagdambagnigneg's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Hivbagdambagnigneg's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Hivbagdambagnigneg loves snails, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Do not drink water in red rooms.

5. Always take life seriously.
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