Gepkimmutgemlistdossdodfat is a god.
She takes the form of a very fat, calm duck.
Gepkimmutgemlistdossdodfat created a photon six thousand years ago.
If you believe in Gepkimmutgemlistdossdodfat, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in Gepkimmutgemlistdossdodfat, she will have a low opinion of you.
Gepkimmutgemlistdossdodfat's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.
Gepkimmutgemlistdossdodfat's Holy Commandments
1. Always help sick rats.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Gepkimmutgemlistdossdodfat loves mites, so they must be honoured.
4. Run away from mauve squirrels, for they are unholy.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.