Yatwodbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, deceitful donkey.

Yatwodbarn created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatwodbarn, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yatwodbarn, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Yatwodbarn's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Yatwodbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never wear yellow boots.

3. Do not speak about spinach.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never sing in the presence of geese.
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