Wonratwadmut is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tiresome beaver.

Wonratwadmut created the Sol system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wonratwadmut, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wonratwadmut, it will boil you in a big pot.

Wonratwadmut's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Wonratwadmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never mention dolphins.

4. Do not dye your hair orange.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.