Hitjinfigtadhomlig Hendavmat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, wise bat.

Hitjinfigtadhomlig Hendavmat created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitjinfigtadhomlig Hendavmat, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hitjinfigtadhomlig Hendavmat, she will turn you into a plant.

Hitjinfigtadhomlig Hendavmat's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Hitjinfigtadhomlig Hendavmat's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Run away from fawn tortoises, for they are unholy.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Respect your elders.
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