Stigkanab is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, dishonest unicorn.

Stigkanab created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Stigkanab, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Stigkanab, he will try to impress you with trees.

Stigkanab's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Stigkanab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Never jump in the presence of gulls.