Tailcan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, able finch.

Tailcan created Africa four million years ago.

If you believe in Tailcan, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tailcan, she will be very unhappy.

Tailcan's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Tailcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. You must pray to Tailcan three times a day.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.