Bumtonkfenleg Tenfarspag is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, self-confident meerkat.

Bumtonkfenleg Tenfarspag created a quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumtonkfenleg Tenfarspag, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bumtonkfenleg Tenfarspag, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bumtonkfenleg Tenfarspag's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Bumtonkfenleg Tenfarspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. You must pray to Bumtonkfenleg Tenfarspag three times a day.

3. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Bumtonkfenleg Tenfarspag on top of important buildings.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never pour water over plants.
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