Xucflownarl is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, emotional swan.

Xucflownarl created the universe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucflownarl, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Xucflownarl, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Xucflownarl's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Xucflownarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt sheep.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never play with disobedient children.