Sugbamzod is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omnipotent warg.

Sugbamzod created the Andromeda Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sugbamzod, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sugbamzod, he will make you grow a tail.

Sugbamzod's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Sugbamzod's Holy Commandments

1. Put Sugbamzod first in all things.

2. Never eat melons.

3. Always help sick tortoises.

4. Never talk about turtles.

5. Worship no other gods but Sugbamzod.