Gemdagfarndid is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awe-inspiring cobra.

Gemdagfarndid created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gemdagfarndid, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gemdagfarndid, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gemdagfarndid's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Gemdagfarndid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never paint your chest indigo.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Never bounce in holy places.