Gomhennat is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, astonishing weasel.

Gomhennat created a quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gomhennat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gomhennat, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Gomhennat's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Gomhennat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from mauve whales for they are unholy.

2. Never jump in the presence of hamsters.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Do not eat melons.