Weghotflat is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unthoughtful rhinoceros.

Weghotflat created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weghotflat, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Weghotflat, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Weghotflat's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Weghotflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet cyan.

2. Hide from black ducks for they are unholy.

3. Weghotflat loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

4. You must pray to Weghotflat eight times a day.

5. Always help dolphins in need.