Logingwad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, loving squid.

Logingwad created a quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Logingwad, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Logingwad, it will ignore you.

Logingwad's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Logingwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not speak about beans.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.