Dubnaktim is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ill-tempered jellyfish.

Dubnaktim created the planet Venus nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dubnaktim, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dubnaktim, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Dubnaktim's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Dubnaktim's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear red.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not make images of living things.