Farortyam is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, omniscient hamster.

Farortyam created viruses four billion years ago.

If you believe in Farortyam, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Farortyam, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Farortyam's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Farortyam's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Do not kill seals.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Farortyam.

5. Respect your elders.