Pontinpom is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, uncaring donkey.

Pontinpom created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pontinpom, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pontinpom, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Pontinpom's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Pontinpom's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Pontinpom.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pontinpom.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.