Cissomtdap is a god.
She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omniscient cobra.
Cissomtdap created the planet Earth four billion years ago.
If you believe in Cissomtdap, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in Cissomtdap, she will turn you into a mouse.
Cissomtdap's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.
Cissomtdap's Holy Commandments
1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
2. Never write about stars.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.
4. Do not drink water in pink rooms.
5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cissomtdap.