Fembogcim Bidtagrulfidnan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciless bird.

Fembogcim Bidtagrulfidnan created gold seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fembogcim Bidtagrulfidnan, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fembogcim Bidtagrulfidnan, it will turn you into a worm.

Fembogcim Bidtagrulfidnan's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Fembogcim Bidtagrulfidnan's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three dolphins approach from the east.

2. Feed all hungry goats.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always help sick bats.