Gabboss is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, flying wasp.

Gabboss created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Gabboss, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gabboss, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gabboss' most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Gabboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always help sick badgers.

3. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Put Gabboss first in all things.