Mifmisdum is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthinking pig.

Mifmisdum created carbon three million years ago.

If you believe in Mifmisdum, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mifmisdum, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Mifmisdum's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Mifmisdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

5. Never feed bananas to tortoises while wearing fawn dresses.