Renyarpwab is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, sage dolphin.

Renyarpwab created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Renyarpwab, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Renyarpwab, it will remove you from existence.

Renyarpwab's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Renyarpwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Renyarpwab loves great tits, so they must be respected.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Renyarpwab.