Wittafvid is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, cheerful wolf.

Wittafvid created a quark two years ago.

If you believe in Wittafvid, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wittafvid, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Wittafvid's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Wittafvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always obey Wittafvid's priests.

5. Do not listen to music.