Kemstigbod Gedbeghig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, omnipotent newt.

Kemstigbod Gedbeghig created the universe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kemstigbod Gedbeghig, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kemstigbod Gedbeghig, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Kemstigbod Gedbeghig's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Kemstigbod Gedbeghig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three voles approach from the east.

2. Kemstigbod Gedbeghig loves rats, so they must be respected.

3. Shrews are not to be trusted.

4. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

5. Always help tapirs in need.