Sisflatjon is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, selfish faun.

Sisflatjon created Asia three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sisflatjon, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sisflatjon, she will destroy your favourite star.

Sisflatjon's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Sisflatjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not eat melons.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sisflatjon.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.