Kemhadbusbutton is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, slow goose.

Kemhadbusbutton created the planet Mars eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kemhadbusbutton, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kemhadbusbutton, it will boil you in a big pot.

Kemhadbusbutton's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Kemhadbusbutton's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five ducks approach from the east.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Erect three copper sculptures of Kemhadbusbutton on top of important buildings.