Rawtenkop is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, passionate finch.

Rawtenkop created a down quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rawtenkop, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rawtenkop, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Rawtenkop's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Rawtenkop's Holy Commandments

1. Rawtenkop loves voles, so they must be respected.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.