Begtigrul is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, uncaring spider.

Begtigrul created the planet Venus twelve years ago.

If you believe in Begtigrul, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Begtigrul, he will remove you from existence.

Begtigrul's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Begtigrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Never paint your chest black.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.