Flishapfemlag Ranfidtapfab Bessdagpang is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, awe-inspiring fox.

Flishapfemlag Ranfidtapfab Bessdagpang created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flishapfemlag Ranfidtapfab Bessdagpang, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flishapfemlag Ranfidtapfab Bessdagpang, she will be very unhappy.

Flishapfemlag Ranfidtapfab Bessdagpang's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Flishapfemlag Ranfidtapfab Bessdagpang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Hide if six gulls approach from the east.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.