Gepvigfly is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, capable donkey.

Gepvigfly created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Gepvigfly, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gepvigfly, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gepvigfly's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Gepvigfly's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

5. Do not cook food in pots.