Bimgupman is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, overgenerous mouse.

Bimgupman created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimgupman, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bimgupman, it will curse you with boils.

Bimgupman's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Bimgupman's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt squirrels.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

4. Never feed lemons to mice while wearing indigo jumpers.

5. Do not kill bats.