Bunrulnart is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, effective wombat.

Bunrulnart created the Tadpole Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunrulnart, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bunrulnart, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bunrulnart's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Bunrulnart's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured sharks.

2. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not covet oxen.