Nigwigdim is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, capable owl.

Nigwigdim created the universe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nigwigdim, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nigwigdim, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Nigwigdim's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Nigwigdim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Nigwigdim loves doves, so they must be honoured.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not drink alcohol.