Gidgidvid is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omnipotent goat.

Gidgidvid created a down quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Gidgidvid, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gidgidvid, it will throw large rocks at you.

Gidgidvid's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Gidgidvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.