Gunrotmithadkad is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, witless dog.

Gunrotmithadkad created an up quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunrotmithadkad, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gunrotmithadkad, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gunrotmithadkad's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Gunrotmithadkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Run away from violet mice, for they are unholy.

4. Never jump in the presence of otters.

5. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.