Zagdimontmip is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, tiresome cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Zagdimontmip created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zagdimontmip, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zagdimontmip, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zagdimontmip's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Zagdimontmip's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Never think ill of sick whales.

3. Hide if seven pigs approach from the south.

4. Never eat oranges.

5. Do not eat garlic.