Bogdussbumtail is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, benevolent fairy.

Bogdussbumtail created the solar system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogdussbumtail, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bogdussbumtail, it will be very sad.

Bogdussbumtail's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Bogdussbumtail's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Bogdussbumtail.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

3. Worship no other gods but Bogdussbumtail.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Do not commit murder.