Rotfarncabfoss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, loving lion.

Rotfarncabfoss created an electron nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rotfarncabfoss, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rotfarncabfoss, she will turn you into a goat.

Rotfarncabfoss' most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Rotfarncabfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

2. You must pray to Rotfarncabfoss eight times a day.

3. Do not hurt tapirs.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.