Fabsigvag is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, vain narwhal.

Fabsigvag created light two million years ago.

If you believe in Fabsigvag, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fabsigvag, he will turn you into a snail.

Fabsigvag's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Fabsigvag's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat nuts.

2. Never run in the presence of snakes.

3. Do not hurt porpoises.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fabsigvag.

5. Fabsigvag loves rats, so they must be respected.