Bennurl is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, selfish raccoon.

Bennurl created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bennurl, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bennurl, she will turn you into a slug.

Bennurl's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Bennurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ducks.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.