Fubkadarp is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, compassionate skunk.

Fubkadarp created a strange quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubkadarp, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fubkadarp, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fubkadarp's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Fubkadarp's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from black sharks for they are unholy.

2. Never eat bark.

3. You must never eat tomatoes.

4. Do not kill doves.

5. Never pour water over plants.